#Jar of beans marriage joke full#

What did the fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout! What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet! What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-oween! Which Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE! Why didn't the coffee bean go trick or treating? Because it was grounded. What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween? A gobblin'! What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a. And if you can't go outside and trick or treat this year, these silly jokes will help you get into the holiday spirit!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!ДЇunny trick or treat-themed Halloween jokes and one-liners for kids to share with their friends on Halloween. What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peek-a-boo! What is a ghost's favorite meal? Spook-ghetti. Wanda who? Wanda go out trick or treating with me? What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? Hello, hello! What did the critics say about Frankenstein's art project? It's a monsterpiece! Which vampire is best at math? Count Dracula. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the W. What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit! How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone. How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese. Why was the Jack-o'-lantern afraid? It had no guts. Which monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein! What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa. Why did the zombie stay home from school? He felt rotten.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy? Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it! In this section, you'll find some of our favorite kid-friendly Halloween jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! We've grouped the jokes so that it's easy for you to find Halloween jokes that match your costume or knock-knock jokes you can use on your neighbors when you go trick or treating!

#Jar of beans marriage joke full#

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